nellwholock:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn



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luzzbightyear:

THANKS MOM. EXACTLY WHAT I NEED FOR COLLEGE

luzzbightyear:

THANKS MOM. EXACTLY WHAT I NEED FOR COLLEGE



rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

(Source: g-odd-ess)




emmilions:

drink-up-lets-boo-boo:

I just bought the best book money can buy. 

oh my god this is so perfect it’s so hard to explain how disconnected the grammar is between asl and English NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WELL THIS. THIS IS IT



underthekevinfluence:

ohdaesusie:



My soul almost just escaped my body. I felt my life force being pulled from my physical existence just now. What the fuck is wrong with people why would you do this shit. I’m fucking done with life.

underthekevinfluence:

ohdaesusie:

My soul almost just escaped my body. I felt my life force being pulled from my physical existence just now. What the fuck is wrong with people why would you do this shit. I’m fucking done with life.

(Source: lawebloca)



letmelarryyou:

Finishing off your man like

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dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird



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(Source: d-a-l-t-o-n-i-s-m-o)